Gov Fayose Spotted At The Airport : Says “No I’m Not Running Away”

A familiar looking man was spotted by our correspodent
yesterday at the Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport with his entourage,
desperately trying to book a ticket to Madagascar.
On closer inspection, we were shocked to realize it was Ekiti
Governor, Ayo Fayose.
News making the rounds have it that after his scathing
Newspaper adverts wishing death on General Buhari, Fayose is
stunned by the current trend the results are following. Fearing
a Buhari win and subsequent punishment for his libelous
adverts, he decided to run away.
We could clearly hear him saying “Eh? Aburo no ticket? Ah.
Wahala ti de o. Any standing? Joo fun mi standing, mo like e,
mo manage. Ah, no standing? Mo ku. Kosi space ninu cargo
hold? I will manage it. Ah my broda epp me……epp me……….if
this baba wins, mo ku. The suffrin will not be a small
something. Epp me”.
When we approached him he immediately changed his tune.
“What? Me? Running away for fear that Buhari will win?
Rubbish. I fear no man. I am only going to Madagascar for
vacation.Why are you asking why I was begging to stand? I like
standing. It’s good exercise” RICHHAY BLOGSPOT