Very funny!!!

ThIS COUNTRY SELF DON TIRE ME

I go school  -------------> cultism

I nor go school -----------> illiteracy

I write jamb -----------> no admission

I go university -----------> strike

I travel by air -----------> plane crash

I travel by land -----------> accident

Enter bus for road -----------> bomb blast

I go bank -----------> BVN wahala

I relax for outside -----------> kidnapping

I go village -----------> witchcraft

I day house -----------> no work

I go work -----------> No salary

I wan marry -----------> girls de form

Make I shake hand -----------> Ebola

I buy Garry - - - - - - - > Lassa fever

Mosquito bite me -----------> Zika virus

Make I chat -----------> No light

I buy motor -----------> No fuel

NIGERIA NOT EASY OOOO